Boyfriend Psalm #5
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
G-d -- I need a boyfriend.
I need a boyfriend.
I deserve a boyfriend
more than June
who doesn't even think deeply about anything and just has a boyfriend 'cause
she's all cute and Asian and like giggles and goes, hee hee I'm so cute and little.
Come on,
it's not fair.
I have so much potential
to look beautiful.
Just because
I don't have
the discipline to lose weight does not mean that I am not naturally prettier than a lot of other girls that have boyfriends.
Tell me, G-d,
why can't guys call me
like they call Tina? I have so much more passion than her. She's just a lawyer and I have passion for literature and poetry and art. I live life!
Oh please --
let me have sex before I turn 25.
I don't even
have to be in love.
A one-night stand would be O.K.
if it's the right guy and he's really beautiful so I'll have experience before I meet the
guy I'm gonna marry and be totally in love with.
Oh please G-d please
give me somebody who will like me.
Please G-d please
give me somebody who I could like.
Oh please G-d
Oh please G-d
give me somebody
give me somebody
give me somebody --
Please.