"I have a funny story to tell you.”
“All
my life I’ve
let everyone steal
from me.”Oh,
that’s funny.“I’ve let your father
steal my only
pleasure, art.”Oh, that’s funny.
“I let him
come smashed to my art
openings and I didn’t ever
divorce him when he
destroyed my
friendships by flirting with all
my friends.”Oh, that’s funny.
“I let him
get me
pregnant at nineteen.
I almost died from the abortion
and I had to miss
my sorority sing.”Oh, that’s
funny.