
... And those who are found out to be masturbators are excommunicated
    from the cool group of the seventh grade.

Whackers of all Classes Unite!

                      
                      You Beaters of the Meat.

                      You Spankers of the Monkey.

                      You Pullers of the Pud.
           
                      You Jerkers of the Offs and Ons.

stick both hands
in your pockets &

KNEAD

&

FIDDLE

&

WIDDLE

until you don't know where you are anymore

AND EVERYONE HAS NO HANDS.

Penya Sandor

What it Means to Be Quirky